
In the beginning there was light. Well thats what they told us. I beg to differ. I remember it as if it was yesterday. One dark evening, for some absurd reason, we stayed indoors. His eyes grew bigger, his mustache blowing in the wind. At once he turned to me with his strange flat folding device and a scary grin on his face. And there it was. I saw it with my own eyes. The ice cream cone of all ice cream cones. It was s-shapy, kind of looked like poo on a cone. But this was not the case. It was a master peace of note. A beauty thought unseen by the naked eye. I felt the effect, shivering down my spleen. I woke up in a dark ally still pissed. I had been drugged! Was it a dream? Was it real? I thought it impossible. How could it be?
I stumbled upon a place called wearsterio.blogspot.com, and there it was the beautiful cone. To real to intemperate. Who could the creator be? Some say it is the owner of netbank. Some say it is the same creator of heaven and earth. Some even say he is my brother. I will never know.
The fact remains that it is all to real. Merchandise has been on sale with the Sterio on its face. Heard at places you dare not go, of a cap to cool for school (generally because you may not wear it with the school uniform)
Yes there are some seriously cool ones. But there is the ultimate one of them all. The blue one!
And I have all of the blue cap's stock. So if you really really want one you will have to speak to me and not the founder of Sterio. I have limited caps, so speak to me!
They will cost you R150 vat incl
Sterio - Feel the effect